More Good Stuff from the Table

A few of the recent conversations in our household....

This one over dinner tonite, which was meatball lasagna --

Laurence: Do meatballs come from cows?

Me: Yes, if they're beef meatballs they are made from meat from cows.

Laurence: But I thought cows only made milk.

Me: Well, dairy cows give us milk, beef cows give us meat.

Laurence: But why don't we get milk from all cows, since they all have those pink things that hang down?

Me: Umm....

And this one out of the blue the other day, no particular setting --

Laurence: All people in Oklahoma have mustaches.

Me: Really?

Laurence: Yes. I know they do. And some have cowboy hats.

Me: I see.

That's all I have time for right now...